What happened?

Cough...cough....sputter...gasp.....get me a mask.....

Ugh. It's dusty here. I haven't opened this door for 2 years to the day.


AND WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED??

Satan's spawn apparently put a mind spell on a large bunch of weak minded Americans(??) and bought himself a presidential position of a superpower nation.

Good God in heaven, help us, please.