Email of the day!

From my friend Bob....

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now....

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No women in public dressed in anything but blankets from head to toe
No car races
No football
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife (shiver).
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave (double shiver).
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

Actually I kind of understand why they'd strap on explosives! Too bad they just don't do it in the middle of the desert where they can't hurt anyone.