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According to experts, the following comedic words and phrases should be avoided at all costs when discussing the Underwear Bomber:

Fruit of Ka-Boom
Victoria’s Secret Weapon
BVD TNT
Cannon Balls
Explosive “Package”
Great Balls of Fire
Projectile Dysfunction
Battle of the Bulge
Crotch Rocket
Trouser Howitzer
Jock Wave
Jock and Awe
Pant Payload
Bum Blast
Smoking Gun
Jocked and Loaded
Molotov Crotchtail
Pipe Bomb
Plasdick Explosive
Trouser Torpedo
IED (Improvised Explosive Drawers)
IED (Improvised Explosive Diaper)
IED (Improvised Explosive Depends)
Is that an explosive device in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?