Speaking of bribes....

My local dearest representative, Mr. Hill, has decided at the last minute to start bribing his constituents. The locals have been asking for high speed internet for over 10 years, but because it's mostly all rural, nobody was interested in the ROI. (Odds are it's a negative number)

The feds have been saying they were going to subsidize getting high speed in the rural areas 3 or 4 presidential elections ago, so maybe something will happen so they can spend even more money.

Wow. Imagine that!

The FCC has officially been giving out money for this based on an application process, which I guess all providers in rural areas are eligible to do. Why just at this moment did Mr Hill get off his keister and take credit for the success of the application process??